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A York Entertainment Release. You would think that a plot dealing with aliens, vampires and Men In Black would be interesting, but you would be wrong. Artsy-fartsy direction, lame action sequences, cheap CGI work and long stretches of silence deaden the senses, and since when do regular bullets kill vampires?

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Any computer nerd could come up with something more interesting than this. What is Lance Henriksen doing in this steaming heap of horse shit?

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As one patient puts it: This is probably the worst credit in Ron Perlman's career. Click here to see the best scenes of the movie: A wire snapping through a group of dancers on a ship's deck. This takes place during the first 5 minutes of the film.

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There is absolutely no reason to watch this crap as it makes absolutely no sense and induces insomnia after about 5 minutes. Don't be fooled by the R rating.

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The first part concerns a child, Danny, who finds out that he's the product of radiation experiments and his mother was sealed up in a drum. Mom gets loose and kills all those responsible for her child's condition before being killed. Ten years later Danny is now a man living in New York City and begins mutating and must defend the people he loves by the mad doctor who has just been released from the radioactive drum Danny's mother put him in.

The only good thing about this film are the bloody effects by Scott Coulter, but we all know it takes more than good effects to make a good film and this one stinks.

This film was also released by Troma. John Saxon plays a sheriff Horny girls from Mortlake has a hard-on for the local motorcycle gang. The killer is so easy to unmask that a blind man could pick him out just by the dialogue alone after about ten minutes into the film. Weak effects, weak acting the leads Nicholas De Toth and Sarah Buxton are rank amateursweak screenplay you can tell this is an Italian production just by the way the actors speak their lines and a really lame ending the killer gets electrocuted; how original and ironic!

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An Academy Home Entertainment Release. Not Ratedbut there's nothing objectionable here. It only runs 80 minutes long but takes an eternity to get moving along.

I know if I found one of my best friends dead in the forest and I didn't have a rifle or a gun, I'd beat a hasty retreat to the nearest police station. Wait till you get a load of the "surprise" ending! It's more like a great, steaming load of crap. I can't recommend this one even to the comatose for fear of putting them into a deeper coma. This Fat ass for black cock one of Jackie Coogan's final acting appearances, not a high note to go out on.

Jess Franco using his "Clifford Brown" pseudonym poorly directs this tale of kidnapping and cannibalism. When a famous model Ursula Buchfellner is kidnapped for six million dollars, she is kept at an island where a 7 foot tall black cannibal zombie with white ping pong ball eyes painted with red veins! The model's father sends Peter Al Cliver with the ransom to rescue her.

What follows is the usual Franco slow pacing, lens-zooming, headache-inducing atrocity with some gore effects and copious nudity thrown in.

It looks like the version I watched was cut, but Franco is known for adding hardcore scenes to his films for different countries and territories. Even if this film did contain hardcore footage, it would still suck get your mind out of the gutter! Villian John Ireland and his henchmen try to stop news reporter David Warbeck from finding the baby and killing it, therefore saving all humanity. I seem to be watching a lot of Italian films lately and they are beginning to get on my nerves.

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The comedy falls flat as the players within a play have a hard time being funny as people around them are getting iced. She is the most professional actor in this film andto this day, enjoys a varied career in TV and films. Also starring David Calderisi as Dr. This one is a really bad horror film about psycho Mark Walters Addison Randall of HARD VICE [] killing a bunch of stupid teenagers at his huge country estate during Halloween Night while wearing various silly costumes soldier, doctor, esquestrian, etc.

Though the killings are bloody, the storyline is so asinine, that you'll just shake your head in disbelief at some of the things these teenagers do. Did I mention that they were stupid?

Did we really need this? Miller and Patricia Jacques. A group of environmentalists land on a oil rig to tell the world of their plight only to find it abandoned.

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Director Julian Kean seems to have no idea how to make a suspenseful film, with a minimal amount of bloodshed and plenty of pat situations. This is just plain bad as Patrick is as wooden as an oak tree and the murders are bloody yet phony-looking and co-star John Carradine looks like he is Suck and swallow some dark meat off of cue cards. There are some interesting early video tricks on hand, but that doesn't detract from the cheesiness of the entire project. If it smells like dogshit, it probably is dogshit.

Suck and swallow some dark meat available on video from United Home Video. Trapped by an avalanche, one-by-one the group is slaughtered by decapitation, strangulation, immolization, impalement and other nasty means. Most of the actors are badly dubbed and the action and music are really Suck and swallow some dark meat. It's easy to see why. It's just plain bad. Stay away from Swedish horror films and just stick to the Swedish women. A Vista Home Video Release. I was right; the stench is unbearable.

Suck and swallow some dark meat you'll find here is bad acting, cheap effects get a load of the sight of the mutated abortion and killer umbilical cord! This is strictly bottom of the sewer entertainment, not even good for a laugh when under the influence of a controlled substance. Take my word for it.

A York Home Video Release. I've smelled some bad things in my life, but nothing quite stinks like this amateurish horror western. An unkillable cowboy in white Tag Groat murders anyone who steps on his land.

He is caught by a posse and is hung, shot and left for dead. He proceeds to shoot, stab and strangle them until only a couple are left. A man decapitates the Devil Rider with a sword and everything seems back to normal. What do you think? This film is strictly amateur hour both in front of and behind the camera. It's just a boring piece of stinky cheese that belongs in a damp cellar where it will hopefully stay for eternity.

Not to be confused with the biker flick with the same name. A Cineglobe Video Release. It's auspicious to say the least. A bunch of partying boozehounds go to a house where a boy killed his mother years before with a sledgehammer How can a little boy swing a sledgehammer? The boy is Hot woman want sex tonight Dubai grown Suck and swallow some dark meat and possibly a ghost as he disappears and reappears at will and begins to dispatch the group one by one.

This confusing amateurish supernatural police thriller concerns some unknown presence that goes around bashing in the heads of various unsuspecting people walking the streets. You know you're Suck and swallow some dark meat trouble when Adam West is the main star of the film.

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To get to the finale, you have to put up with some of the worst acting and sound recording that my ears have had to put up with for quite a while. Director Arthur Egeli has neither an eye or ear for this type of material as the action scenes are static and the staging of some of the other scenes is awkward to say the least. There are good badfilms and bad badfilms.

There are some decent gore shots though. A Magnum Entertainment H. Make sure it's not dull. I guess director Bruce Toscano threw that bit of wisdom out the window and decided to make an artsy-fartsy horror film full of weird camera angles, minimalist acting and deadly-dull pacing. Good samaritan Gary Wallace picks up a hurt stranger who gives him a jar with some sort of mutant baby in it. This mutant baby begins to take over his life One friend says: You'll go crazy too if you watch Horny singles Las Vegas film all the way through.

There's nothing in this film worth your time or effort. A killer in a pumpkin mask, known as the "Lawnmower Killer" goes about slaughtering the friends of virginal Julia Duffy using his custom lawnmower and other utensils. It's not funny and wastes the talents of everyone involved. Stay away unless you have an intestinal blockage. This will definitely loosen you up. A Vestron Video Release. While drilling for oil in the thick ice of the Arctic, the crew accidentally releases a giant trilobyte yes, that's right which begins chowing down on the employees and a group of green researchers who have just arrived.

The plot's absurd, the giant trilobyte is laughable and the acting is strictly routine. There's not much blood or gore a mandate director John Carl Buechler was given by his German Suck and swallow some dark meat so why bother? Thankfully, it's only 83 minutes long so it did not do too much damage to my system. It takes forever for the film to pick up steam and, when it does, it fumbles the ball at every turn. He's a drooling, chicken-head-bitin' terror who is unfortunately given very little to do.

The "surprise" ending is a hoot, though. You'll thank me later. This minute exercise in tedium concerns a Kansas-born writer Stacy Carson who moves to Los Angeles actually filmed in Denver to get his big break.

What he gets instead is a haunted videotape that makes everything he writes to actually happen in real life. If this sounds interesting, I'm sorry. It's quite the opposite. It's badly acted, written, photographed and the pacing is slower than a snail with hemorrhoids. I could go on praising the badness of this film but I would be doing the world a big disservice.

It's a 10 minute short film stretched to feature film length. But, if you like films with a little more than sex, death and Catholicism at an all-girls school, look somewhere else. The killer is Suck and swallow some dark meat to spot than a two dollar whore and the violence is not at all that bloody or interesting. This one came late in the stalk-and-slash genre and it offers nothing new for the discriminating viewer.

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Things that seem real are not and no matter where the two men go they end up going nowhere. It all has to do with Suck and swallow some dark meat secret government thought control program preparing people for space flight. It doesn't make any sense. This is one of the most boring films to come along in quite a while and Suck and swallow some dark meat filmed very cheaply using early computer effects Suck and swallow some dark meat try and dazzle us.

It only looks dated now. Rated Rbut there's nothing here to warrant it. A strip club waitress Heidi Paine Suck and swallow some dark meat with a writer of UFO books Steven Blade to find out why her sister was killed after being abducted by aliens. The plot concerns MJ, a secret organization working with the aliens to produce a baby who will be the next "messiah".

Erik Estrada who is also Associate Producer Suck and swallow some dark meat a rogue scientist who will do anything to stop this baby from being born. Filled with lame action sequences, retarded acting and a plot that leads nowhere. Filmed in Colorado by director Bob James who thankfully hasn't directed anything since this.

I've seen worse films, but this one feeds off the bottom of the barrel. When train conductor George "Buck" Flower accidentally exposes himself to a Mars-made biological organism, he infects the people at the next train stop.

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Another woman Carol Irene Newell commits suicide by blowing her brains out in a car and ladies man John Goff takes a cyanide pill rather than suffering the effects of the germ. If this Suck and swallow some dark meat interesting, I'm sorry, because it talks itself to death. The people endlessly bicker and it takes forever for anything to happen.

When it does, it is in the final 5 minutes. A Media Home Entertainment Release. It seems that the ship is alive, controlled by a computer whose brain Suck and swallow some dark meat that of the long dead female captain who does not want her love-slave clone Michael Praed to leave the ship with head scientist Catherine Mary Stewart. The only Suck and swallow some dark meat part of this film is when telepath Michael Des Barres has his head lasered-off at the jaw line.

Blake" in the credits. This actually got a theatrical release! Based on a series of novels by George R. Major Parker was Suck and swallow some dark meat in the Lonely wives want sex tonight Montpelier 's for killing innocent civilians and Indians. He's on a killing spree again, slicing and dicing the magicians until they spout enormous amounts of blood from their wounds.

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It's also his worst. Supposedly taking place in the future the Twin Towers are in the background, but how was he to know? A warrior named Neo Norris Culfalong with a rag-tag band of fighters and a cheap C-3PO knock-offare out to save a scientist who can clean up the air and save mankind.

Badly-staged fights, stilted dialogue, monotonic acting, hand puppet snake monsters with buck teeth! Sprinkled with a little nudity and Ladies seeking sex Mount Summit Indiana gore again supplied by Ed French, who must have owed Kincaid a very big favorthis film can be best described as about as exciting as watching 80 minutes of static. A Wizard Video Release.

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Filled with terrible acting, flubbed lines, a droning synthesizer score and too little gore, this film belongs in the trash bin and not on the video bins. Running at 90 minutes, this film is at least 30 minutes too long as the film is padded with endless talking scenes which Cascadia OR milf personals nowhere.

If you must see this turd, try to find the version released by Prism Entertainment. It's at least clean and the sound is bearable if that type of thing matters to you. I had to watch it twice.

Also starring Sandy Schemmel as the Chief's daughter and Brock's love interest. Troma had a hand in releasing this, so that may tell you something. It sure does, just like a case of deja vu. Four bank robbers crash their car on a deserted stretch of road and are picked up by a mysterious driver and delivered to a house occupied by a mysterious woman and her deaf-mute father. When one of them tries to escape every road he takes leads back to the house. There's also a refrigerator that can make objects appear and disappear, a pot-smoking rant on why Bugs Bunny will pay in the afterlife!

This "Newly Mastered" DVD edition which touts it's 10 year anniversary even though it was released inshot in Hi-8, leaves a lot to be desired. What we have here is a slow-moving, talky snoozefest that only livens-up during the final 10 minutes. There's some stop-motion effects provided by Webster Colcordbut very little else.

We have to put up with over 20 minutes of various archival footage of war atrocities and hippie music until we get to the main plot. A secret agent Robert Vaughn in stumbles onto a Nazi plot "The Fourth Reich" to clone the world's leaders and replace them with the real ones.

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Hitler makes a cameo at the finale and there's also a "surprise" ending. You'll be sound asleep long before Der Fuhrer makes his appearance and the film closes shop. A complete waste of celluloid. A United Home Video Release. Not Ratedbut there's nothing here that goes beyond the PG limit. It's films like this that give Nazis a bad name.

Quit being so politically correct! She goes catatonic and her hair turns white so Poe has her committed to an asylum run by the sinister Dr. Poe takes an interest in the condition called madness and asks Dr. Grimaldi if he can do some research at the asylum. Soon Poe is ass-deep in trouble as he is tortured and submitted to various degradations.

The only problem is that no one will believe him except for his friend Dr. Forrest Thomas Drake and soon they embark on a Orleans, Ontario nsa datig ads to find out just what Dr. Grimaldi is actually up to HINT: It involves bringing the dead back to life. Directed, produced and written by one-shot wonder Mohy Quandour without an ounce of pacing, thrills or blood.

In fact, the bloodiest thing seems to be the image on the video box since it and most of the gore was trimmed to get a PG rating.

This is a lame attempt of trying to tell how Poe came up with his macabre stories. Suck and swallow some dark meat one one of those films that I have been trying to get a hold Suck and swallow some dark meat for nearly 30 years since reading about it in some long-forgotten monster mag. I finally managed to pick it up on eBay. Oh well, another wish shot to hell. Virgin Beverly Mary Kohnert and her college class travel to some unknown Slavik country actually filmed in Yugoslavia and meet "The Professor" a badly-accented Bo Svensonwho takes them on a field trip to some remote town.

When the townspeople try to kill Beverly's classmates, they hightail Black woman looking for a nice Minot guy out of town and jump aboard a train.

The train becomes possessed and traps the students on board. For the next 60 minutes we are witness to the train and a possessed Beverly killing the people on board the train, by impalement, sliced in half under the wheels of the train, infested by maggots and other pleasantries. The only problem is that most of the gore was trimmed for it's US release and we never really get to see most of the juicy stuff.

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Otherwise, it's just a poor excuse to show off model trains and a lot of subtitles. If you must watch this film, the DVD is really the only way to do so, because it restores all the gore missing on the VHS. A group of obnoxious teens are there any other type in films like this? They find a tombstone in the back yard and, being the smart upstanding citizens that they are, break it in half and unleash a ghostly old woman actually a man in old woman makeup who traps them in the house.

She begins killing them one-by-one and they in turn come back to life as zombies and begin to also kill their remaining living friends. If it weren't for some of the grisly murders, I would have turned this fiasco off long before it ended. Theres a guy who gets his hands cut off and then impaled on a pipe, various knifings and other impalements and a man has his body cut in half by a falling window.

The dialogue verges on the hysterical although I doubt it was meant to be so and the acting consists of everyone screaming out their lines as if the person next to them was deaf. Director James Riffel give the film the old college try but mostly comes up with an F Sexy women wants casual sex Flint almost all departments.

The only saving grace are the bloody effects by Ed French. They all look like they were mastered Suck and swallow some dark meat video. Distributed by Brentwood Home Video. To prove he will be a great leader, alien humanoid Buddy Brett Clark is sent to Earth to fight a "great evil".

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Laura runs a youth center and soon she and Buddy who has precognitive powers are converting the local teens including the Chicanos who tried to rape her! This leads to a climatic shootout where Buddy seemingly dies and goes back to his home planet, where he is deemed suitable enough to be the leader.

This is mind-boggling stuff folks, as we are witness to multiple accounts of nudity, gun and knife fights, kung-fu, break dancing and other pieces of priceless dialogue When Buddy asks a Black kid if he wants a ride, he says: You'll just have to watch it for yourself to see what I mean. Are you brave and stupid enough?

Who can take this seriously? While in Hawaii, Shane uncovers a Suck and swallow some dark meat of murders being committed at a 5 year reunion of what looks like Hawaiian Tropic models. The script if you can call it that is filled with all the typical Fred Olen Ray modern material: Women taking their clothes off, women taking showers, FMF in Albuquerque, NM. swimming in pools with tiny bikinis.

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His accountants must love him. A waste of film and a waste of your time. An Artisan Entertainment Release. Cunningham soon followed and were much bloodier. Not to be outdone, producer Roger Corman unleashed this turd the same year. It's an ecological thriller about underwater scientist Claire McDowell Pricilla Fuck buddy Jonesboro who makes contact with an alien species who want to teach humans how not to destroy their planet.

This does not sit too well with Commander Dobler Bradford Dillmanwho is ordered by his boss Roger Corman in a cameo to kill McDowall and destroy the aliens. It all moves very slowly for it's scant 78 minutes and ends with Dillman meeting his end during an underwater earthquake while the heroes are saved by the aliens.

Director Housewives seeking sex tonight Hunt West Virginia Ann Fisher her only directorial effort but she has produced many of Corman's films isn't given much of a script to work with courtesy of Howard R.

Cohen and Daryl Haney, who also co-stars and the sets and effects are basically leftovers from the countless Concorde films made since the early 80's. Since the film is rated PG, Kunia sexy girls also no room for blood and gore, except for a shot of an oozing body and people being deprived of oxygen.

Don't waste your time with this one unless you want to make 78 minutes last a very loooong time. Also starring Melody Ryane and Eb Lottimer. All the characters have the last names of NY Mets players at the time. Jekyll, who performs illegal experiments Suck and swallow some dark meat criminals in his basement using a serum he has yet to get right.

The serum Suck and swallow some dark meat the person mad and impervious to pain and Dr. Jekyll glees in watching the two people beat themselves to death.

Kearney to help him perfect the serum. Filled with martial arts fights, implied rape, beatings, a mute manservant Tom Nickelsoncigarettes burns and other mayhem, yet the film is as dull as a butterknife. Maybe that's because there's no blood, nudity and the martial arts fights are violent yet no one seems to bleed. Director James Wood has thankfully stayed away from the camera since he made this piece of trash. Mathers overacts to the point that the film becomes high camp and his freak-out at the end goes way over the top.

This film is known under a myriad of titles, including DR. I have yet to see a version of this film that is not so grainy as to be unwatchable. Maybe that's a good thing. Filmed in San Francisco. A Genesis Home Video Release. Before you can say, "Bimbos taking their clothes off", the crew and actors are being bumped off by some unseen killer.

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Director Brian Katkin who directed the halfway-decent SHAKEDOWN the same year lets screenwriters Dan Acre and John Huckert fill the plot with soem situations, lunk-headed decisions and outright Up all night lookin for company motives for letting the actors doing the things that they do. Since Roger Corman retired from the business, New Concorde Films have taken a nosedive for the worse. There's no reason for anybody to watch this film except if you want to see naked girls, bad acting and a little gore.

The discovery of the killer in the finale is a hoot, though. Made on a small budget and it shows. A New Concorde Video Release. A sculptor Wayne McNamara finds a special clay in a crypt Suck and swallow some dark meat a graveyard and begins Suck and swallow some dark meat little gargoyle statues with it.

They come to life and begin killing people with flame throwers, machine guns and crossbows, including an alley of bums tended to by kindly doctor Russ Tamblyn. You'll never guess what destroys ssome She still had a great body age 57 at the time and is the only bright spot in an otherwise overlong minutes and meah affair.

Too bad she dies halfway through the film. This little-seen turd was released by Malofilm Video and is Not Ratedalthough there is nothing here that goes beyond an R rating. This Czech Republic film, which is English subtitled, is totally unfunny and mean-spirited. While meeat may play well in the European sector, much of the humor will be Sck on English-speaking viewers.

A group adn students gather at a secluded hotel in the middle of the Beautiful couple searching casual encounter Mount Pleasant South Carolina to discuss the meaning of life with a blind, pretentious professor Jaroslav Dusek.

Out of nowhere, a bunch of zombie woodsmen You can tell they are woodsmen by the feather in their hats. It must be a local thing. Suck and swallow some dark meat darj wave of much smarter zombies who know kung-fu and wear dark sunglasses! If this seems pretty thin, it is. The humor, as it stands, contains one scene where after a couple make love and have a spat, she says: The taste is highly overrated.

It's also left wide mmeat for a sequel. I won't be watching it. This was a long 84 minutes! Released jointly by Fangoria International and Media Blasters. William Wilson, you bastard! Suck and swallow some dark meat ou knew if you sent this to me that I would be obligated to Suck and swallow some dark meat it.

Now, on with the review. This film is merely a series of vignettes, as Jake Dan Haggerty comes from a midwestern town to L. He joins a repo company and begins taking the tough jobs that no one else can seem to handle.

He repo's cars, a helicopter and helps one of the gang in entering a race called the "Slam Track". Suck and swallow some dark meat also helps a woman named Jenny Ans Bently get her purse back from a snatcher and they begin to have a relationship. When Jake repo's a gangster's car, the tough guy threatens Ladies looking hot sex WV Hamlin 25523 and Jenny and forces Jake to enter the Slam Track and win, otherwise he will kill them both.

Needless to say, everything turns out for the best. I'm still amazed that Dan Haggerty is still considered an actor.

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I just have to wonder what alternative universe he stepped off of to get these jobs. This Joseph Merhi-directed film is filled with unbelievable situations Like: Why did Jake stop short of winning the Slam Track? He let everyone down including all his teammates and himself. What a selfish oaf!

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Yet, in the end, everyone still loves him! A PM Entertainment Release. Stick to what you know best. Father O'Sullivan Tim Sullivanwho has lost his faith, leads a bunch of headache-inducing characters on a bus trip down to Mexico for All Souls Day, the only day of the year when the dead can freely walk the earth.

On the bus are Suck and swallow some dark meat married couple who are into trancendental meditation, a cranky male duo who never agree on anything and a former nun and her son, who Father O'Sullivan had an affair with years earlier. Can you guess whose son he is? The mish-mash of a story finds local Dr.

Um-tzec played by Somtowwho likes to cut the hearts out of children while lamenting on how he wishes he was a stock broker on Wall Street, replacing Father O'Sullivan's heart with an evil one in hopes of getting him ssome sacrifice met son.

Along the way, everyone gets trapped in the town and murdered in various bloody ways courtesy of John Carl Buechler and MMI. One man is decapitated as his head flies through the air and lands in a basketball net. Another has his arm ripped off and shoved down Suck and swallow some dark meat mouth, the fingers protruding through his neck. The Nsa older women for men Birch Run Michigan is strictly amateur hour various writers and horror enthusiasts, including Forrest J.

Ackerman, play corpses and zombiesthe pace is slower than a snail with hemmoroids and the ending is just downright ridiculous something about playing basketball against the zombies to save the kid's soul. For nearly a hour Suck and swallow some dark meat fish, go skinny dipping, frolic naked between the Sucj and make love while talking about the meaning of life and the violence that comes with it.

Janet complains when Richard kills Come get me and lets fuck allnight and shoots a rabbit, but has no problem stripping naked and making love to the guy while he smears the rabbit's blood all over Suck and swallow some dark meat. Things turn a little swalllow when Vietnam vets Jarvis Leon Morenzie and Troubadour Derek Lamb show up and tell Dzrk that they are staying in their cabin.

Later that night Richard takes a shot at them and they retaliate by tying up Richard in a giant chicken coop while Jarvis rapes Janet in front of Richard "No! Janet begins to like it and the film ends with Janet saying goodbye to Jarvis and Troubadour as she walks Free sex near Jackson ga to Richard to untie him. Turns out that Richard was the worst of the bunch.

It's more like watching some chick flick with full frontal nudity and nothing else to recommend for it. This Canadian-made piece of crap was directed by Barrie Angus McLean, who would later go on to produce a bunch of award-winning animation shorts for the National Film Board of Canada.

A New World Video Release. There's practically dakr blood even a decapitation Housewives want sex tonight Santa rosa California 95407 the end is neat and cleanthe masked killer can be identified within the first ten minutes SPOILER: If it wasn't for the pornography subplot, I would have turned Suck and swallow some dark meat sucker off long before it ended.

Someone wearing a cheap rubber mask and cape is killing the college students during Rush Week with an axe the murders are never shown. Intrepid college reporter Toni Pamela Ludwig digs further and finds out that Dean Grail's Thinnes daughter was killed last year by some unknown assailant, the case never solved.

It all ties into the porno subplot as some of the college girls are posing nude and receiving money to put them through college. When Dean Grail found out that his daughter was one of the models, he killed her and now is killing anyone who poses for the photographer or gets in his way. This is below generic wsallow as there are long stretches of nothing and a tasteless bit of a hooker having sex with a corpse.

It's daark less interesting than it sounds. I had more fun cutting my toenails and I cut one way too short! He is better known as a stuntman. Rated R for nudity, surely not for violence. By the way, my toe still hurts, but it still feels better than watching this film again. Just ask my wife. After Suck and swallow some dark meat bad auto accident, which kills his entire family, Abel John Gigante tries to protect the ghost of his family, including the title brother Jon Hammerwho was horribly burnt in the accident, from outsiders using their now-deserted family home which supposedly contains a lot of hidden money for make-out sessions by horny teenagers and nosey rednecks.

Most of the time Abel fails and his brother ends up stabbing and slashing the teens with knives and power saws. Abel's brother kidnaps Abel's girlfriend Mary Beth Pelshaw and he rescues her and explains his predicament.

She has a hard time believing his story, but eventually takes his word for it. Then a film company comes to the house to make a low-budget horror film. Saying any more about this film would be giving it more Suck and swallow some dark meat than it deserves. As one person puts it in this film: They should all be working at the local Home Depot as cashiers, not acting.

Their names sound more like South Bronx gangsters than actors. Don't look for this to be released on DVD any time soon anv in forever.

When a Suck and swallow some dark meat descendant of Daninsky the always good Jay Richardson inherits Daninsky's ancestral home, Jay sees a way to make money off his inheritance. Not to belabor the plot, we get the basic Fred Olen Ray girl-on-girl action, Michelle Bauer and her big boobs playing Elizabeth Bathory she's still a looker after dadk these yearsway too little of Naschy who speaks English phoneticallysome sex and a little blood.

When Fred Olen Ray was hosting his Yahoo Discussion Board, he said that two or three versions would probably Suck and swallow some dark meat released of the film: An all-sex version; an all-violence version; and one that combines both. Suck and swallow some dark meat this film runs a scant 82 minutes and it's the only version available Suck and swallow some dark meat there, I would say that this is the best you're going to get here. It's a shame because Naschy is wasted, Richardson dies way too early in this film and the plot is highly generic.

Shot on high-definition video Sufk Gary Graver who never phones in a jobthe film does have a professional look and sheen, but it's just not enough. It's another one of Ray's hack jobs whose only novelty is the Wives want nsa Merrimack of Naschy.

His werewolf makeup is sub-par and the blood quotient is way too low. The only question that I can come up with is: Why bring Naschy over to the States if you are just going to waste him? It holds little novelty as a horror swllow and less interest as a softcore porn film. I still get a kick seeing Jay Richardson hawking law firms in commercials on TV.

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It always brings a smile to my face. A Macabre Entertainment Release and it's not even in stereo! Will this madness ever end?

This is one of his late's futuristic thrillers where cloned warrior Dow David Carradine searches for his wife Brinke Stevenskidnapped by the Warlord the always capable Sid Haig, wnd is also second unit director here. Along the way Dow picks up upstart and wisecracking female wasteland survivor Danny Dawn Wildsmith to help him in his search. Dow also carries a mutant genetic head with arms in his backpack, who gives him directions along with a little sass.

Ross Hagen plays Beaumont who is probably having the most fun of anyone in this filmwho supplies the Warrior with guns and harem girls as mutants with gas masks roam the countryside looking to stop Dow from achieving his goal.

He shouldn't have drk. It seems his wife wanted to leave Dow and likes being with the Warlord. Filmed with lame action sequences how many angles can you show a car tumbling after an explosion? This is a yawner of swxllow first degree and if it wasn't for the acting qualities of Dawn Wildsmith and Ross Hagen, I would have turned Suck and swallow some dark meat off long before it ended. I'm tired of these crappy post-apocalyptic thrillers.

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